absent but GRADUATED

[John Fleck <jlfleck@domain.elided>]

	Hey everyone if you wonder where my insightfull (year right) comments have
been I have been Busy GRADUATING FROM WSU. wooooweeeeeee Things I
considered doing when I got my diploma:

10. Stare at everyone and whisper matter of factly, I'm going to get each
and every one of you.
9. Pull a live mackerel out of my gown and say it's an even exchange
8. Shake hands using the old phoney appendage trick
7. Slip the guy some film negatives and exclaim, Dont worry, these are all
of them.
6. Flip something other than the tassel at the crowd.
5. Laugh contemptuously and say, " You think you can get rid of me? Well
I'll be back...ha..ha..ha..ha
4. Say " Who says cheaters never prosper
3. Scream " Look Toto, I finally got a brain!"
2. Ask if I could trade my diploma for whats behind Door number two.

and the number one thing is
1. Grab it and run like hell. 

So now I have something else to hang on my wall next to the broken jeep
parts I use as props for why Scouts are better than jeeps talks.

Fleckster
(oh my Gosh the real world is upon me!!)
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                        John L Fleck  
                     1225 N.E. McGee Way
                     Pullman, Wa. 99163
        Washington State University College # 509 332-7565 
        E-MAIL  jlfleck@domain.elided                
        ICQ # 8536313                 GOD bless you
        Personal Web Site: http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~jlfleck
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