Cold ??

[Matt Palguta <mpalguta@domain.elided>]

Source unknown, where do IH products fit on this scale?

"Cold" is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the
confusion. Degrees (Fahrenheit)...none of that silly metric mumbo-
jumbo on this scale!

       65     Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night

       60     Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

       50     Miami residents turn on the heat

       45     Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts

       40     You can see your breath
                Californians shiver uncontrollably
                Minnesotans go swimming

      35     Italian cars don't start

      32     Water freezes

      30     You plan your vacation to Australia

      25     Ohio water freezes
               Californians weep pitiably
               Minnesotans eat ice cream
               Canadians go swimming

      20     Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
               New York City water freezes
               Miami residents plan vacation further South

      15     French cars don't start
               Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

      10     You need jumper cables to get the car going

        5           American cars don't start

        0           Alaskans put on T-shirts

       -10     German cars don't start
                  Eyes freeze shut when you blink

       -15     You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
                  Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
                  Miami residents cease to exist

       -20     Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
                  Politicians actually do something about the homeless
                  Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
                 Japanese cars don't start

       -25     Too cold to think
                  You need jumper cables to get the driver going

       -30     You plan a two week hot bath
                 Swedish cars don't start

       -40     Californians disappear
                  Minnesotans button top button
                  Canadians put on sweaters
                  Your car helps you plan your trip South

       -50     Congressional hot air freezes
                  Alaskans close the bathroom window

       -80     H-ell freezes over
                  Polar bears move South
                  Packer Fans order hot cocoa at the game

      -90     Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets