Ultra post

[John Hofstetter <hofs@domain.elided>]

>In a brilliant stroke of genius, John Hofstetter <hofs@domain.elided>
>blurted out:
>
>>If you think Ultra Blue is good, try Ultra Black.
>
>You haven't lived until you try Ultra Psychedelic!  It has swirled
>multi-colored ceramic particles that can withstand the effects of
>electro-magnetc pulse.
>
>John

I didn't dignify this post by even reading it. 
If I were a wife-beater, and I could catch my wife, and if she couldn't 
whip me, she wouldn't be black and blue, she'd be Ultra black and blue.
John H.